~Salsa~

Salsa is now the number one condiment in America. You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have salsa?" "We need more salsa." "Where is the salsa? No salsa?"

A little Seinfeld humor for you but I must agree, salsa is the best.  I use it all the time.  I love it in the morning on my eggs, I love it on grilled chicken and of course my favorite, I love it with chips.  I could eat chips and salsa at every meal if I could justify it being healthy for me.  But why is it I have no self control with them?  I love chocolate too but know when to put the fork down and walk away.  If you keep bringing out more chips, I'll keep eating them.  Which brings me to where I am at this moment.  After eating two bowls of chips for lunch I am now in a semi-comatose state.  My zipper on my skirt is about to rip and I think there is a ultimate fighting tournament happening in my bowels.  This happens every time but for some reason I continue to binge on chips and salsa anytime you put them in front of me.  There must be a cure for this.