Twins?

According to recent sonograms I'm not having twins but according to average Joe's on the street I am.  That's right, I pulled up to the CarSpa on Sunday to have my car cleaned and vacuumed before Spencer installs the baby car seat.  A man walks over to my car and I open the door to get out and before I could tell him what I wanted done to the car his eyes widened and he said, "Wow, you having twins?"  Two thoughts ran through my head at that moment, 1) Have I become so big that I'm not aware of how large and in charge I am and 2)I'm going to sucker punch this ass wipe.  I then realized that this ass clown was only 5 foot nothing and his eyes were completely level with my belly.  I'm sure to him and to most small children I do look huge. To deal with this overwhelming sadness of my ever enlarging belly I drove to Wendy's and ordered a number 6 with a Frosty.  I felt much better after that.